Ready to sail away....

Jul 30 2014

gnarly:

When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone

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Jul 29 2014
obeythesquid:

Home

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elenamorelli:

{ night and day }

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Phone calls at Target

  • Me: Hi this is Sarah how can I help you today?
  • Woman: Hey I'm looking for a certain kind of shredder it's the C-97, do you have it.
  • Me: I'm sorry we no longer carry that.
  • Woman: oh noo, well I guess they replaced it with the M-97 which I got yesterday but it's so much louder than the other one.
  • Me: well you have 90 days to return it.
  • Woman: yes well I suppose I do...sometimes I feel like we live in a third world country!
  • Me: .....

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brutalgeneration:

sundown at the bluff (by {JO})

brutalgeneration:

sundown at the bluff (by {JO})

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